coconuts, peanuts and NAT

For those who have no clue of what NAT is, it stands for National Achievement Test and all 2nd year students on the face of this country are required to take this test to save the reputation of their school. No, I'm kidding. But really.

So I just bought a NAT reviewer. My grades are at stake and I can't just let these futile NAT reviews drown me. It pisses me off that they have to record all our pre-tests and post-tests and all those stupid tests but I can't just keep on guessing and guessing and chanting eenie meenie miney mo everytime I'm stumped, can I? 

Really, though, I think they're doing this for the school's reputation or else we won't be as classy and academically inclined as the people of this town expects us to be. Is that what they're scared of?

Psh. I'm not insulting the school. This just plain sucks. Admit it. It does suck. Whatever. I'll go listen to some Disney songs.